8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I puked a lego.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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