sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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