Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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