ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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