is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
wow bdsm is so cute
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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