If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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