What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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