Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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