How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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