My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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