Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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