I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Randomize
