i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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