I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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