would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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