Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I party with great urgency now.
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