I will die if light touches me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I need a beard to bite.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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