we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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