so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
