As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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