the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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