the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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