Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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