Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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