Sponge bath it is.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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