i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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