porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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