Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
