I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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