C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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