Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
