Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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