...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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