are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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