Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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