i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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