# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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