Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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