I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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