Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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