I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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