Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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