Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You left your underwear on the fireplace
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
