I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
where does the pee come out of this thing
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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