You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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