please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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