ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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