don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
