She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I wish i was in the wii world.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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