we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i've created a new STD.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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