No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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