Dual....:-)
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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