So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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