Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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