yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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