I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
