these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
one might say we're banned from that church
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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